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Off the Mark for September 12, 2018

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    Boss Baby   14 days ago

    Planet Hamster ?

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    Beatlecarol  14 days ago

    This happens at MY gym! Cell phones should be banned.

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    sirbadger  14 days ago

    In the hamster videos I’ve seen, they don’t wait. They’ll jump on the wheel and start running while someone else is sitting there.

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    PICTO  14 days ago

    @sirbadger & Gary…“Hamster videos….”? You boys should get out of the house more often.

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    Olddog1  14 days ago

    There are hamster videos? Sheeeesh.

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    bartman666  14 days ago

    aint getting it?

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    enigmamz  14 days ago

    I know that if I owned a movie theater, I would have jammers that activated when the movie started, and turned off only after it was over (or an alarm was being sounded).

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  14 days ago

    Hamateur behavior.

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    Stephen Gilberg  14 days ago

    “This isn’t Wheel of 4chan!”

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    StephenRice  14 days ago

    You might give the Wheel of Fortune solution a whirl…

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    No common sense?  14 days ago

    You are witnessing the downfall of our society. Every day I see more and more of these phone zombies stumbling around, totally oblivious to their surroundings. They can’t perform a simple task without consulting some silly phone app. They expect instant gratification without lifting a finger. Everything is supposed to be done for them.

    The average I.Q. is dropping as more become dependent on these electronic crutches. That’s why I call these gadgets “StupidPhones.” Some day a solar flare or some similar phenomenon will knock out the satellites and the phone zombies will be unable to function without their toys. There will be total pandemonium.

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