Wine: You're always setting the thermostat too cold.
Room-temperature reds were fine before central heating and insulation and double glazed windows. Now they recommend you chill them slightly.
Don’t get her too mad or she’ll pop a cork.
Tell her to stick a cork in it!
That’s because she thinks she’s in a glass by herself.
I always knew that a talking Merlot would act bitchy.
his neck in her throat brings seedless siblings
The Grapes of Wrath.
You watch. When the argument heats up, eventually she will play the varietal card.
If they are not careful, this could soon become gain a taste of Pinot Noir fiction.
Meanwhile the English ale is looking for a parka.
September 06, 2014