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Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 18, 2013

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    orinoco womble  over 7 years ago

    Room-temperature reds were fine before central heating and insulation and double glazed windows. Now they recommend you chill them slightly.

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    RwB1  over 7 years ago

    Don’t get her too mad or she’ll pop a cork.

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    Digital Frog  over 7 years ago

    Tell her to stick a cork in it!

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    orinoco womble  over 7 years ago

    That’s because she thinks she’s in a glass by herself.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 7 years ago

    I always knew that a talking Merlot would act bitchy.

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    xpurplezebra  over 7 years ago

    his neck in her throat brings seedless siblings

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    el8  over 7 years ago

    The Grapes of Wrath.

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    TIMH  over 7 years ago

    You watch. When the argument heats up, eventually she will play the varietal card.

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    bmonk  over 7 years ago

    If they are not careful, this could soon become gain a taste of Pinot Noir fiction.

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    photo3d  almost 7 years ago

    Meanwhile the English ale is looking for a parka.

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