Wine: You're always setting the thermostat too cold.
Room-temperature reds were fine before central heating and insulation and double glazed windows. Now they recommend you chill them slightly.
Don’t get her too mad or she’ll pop a cork.
Tell her to stick a cork in it!
That’s because she thinks she’s in a glass by herself.
I always knew that a talking Merlot would act bitchy.
his neck in her throat brings seedless siblings
The Grapes of Wrath.
You watch. When the argument heats up, eventually she will play the varietal card.
If they are not careful, this could soon become gain a taste of Pinot Noir fiction.
Meanwhile the English ale is looking for a parka.
September 06, 2014
orinoco womble over 11 years ago
Room-temperature reds were fine before central heating and insulation and double glazed windows. Now they recommend you chill them slightly.
RwB1 over 11 years ago
Don’t get her too mad or she’ll pop a cork.
Digital Frog over 11 years ago
Tell her to stick a cork in it!
orinoco womble over 11 years ago
That’s because she thinks she’s in a glass by herself.
Stephen Gilberg over 11 years ago
I always knew that a talking Merlot would act bitchy.
xpurplezebra over 11 years ago
his neck in her throat brings seedless siblings
el8 over 11 years ago
The Grapes of Wrath.
TIMH over 11 years ago
You watch. When the argument heats up, eventually she will play the varietal card.
bmonk about 11 years ago
If they are not careful, this could soon become gain a taste of Pinot Noir fiction.
photo3d over 10 years ago
Meanwhile the English ale is looking for a parka.