Nick and Zuzu by Nick Galifianakis for September 22, 2021

“A true friend stabs you in the front.” — Oscar Wilde.

Guess she’s prepared for either kind.

I think her neck is broken.

Carolyn Hax: An estrangement, a new baby and a grandparent caught in the middle.

Their pregnant daughter is estranged from one parent, and the other parent plans to visit the baby alone. Is there a right way to handle this?

Hmmm. Should it be on the back? It is family after all.

The reflection of her head is wrong.

She could be shopping at Target or Bows and Arows are Us.

Yeah, pretty much.

I think you need a different, better, family.

Go, and find a hot cousin who will whip that thing right up over your head, and spend the rest of the reunion in the walk-in closet with him. I mean, if they’re going to talk about you anyway…

I think only on the back would be more suitable.

Everyone will know where you got it.