Monty by Jim Meddick for May 30, 2023

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    Lucy Rudy  9 months ago

    Then where is his toothbrush?

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    Jayalexander  9 months ago

    Never heard of such a thing but it exists https://theruggedbros.com/blogs/news/soul-patch-what-is-it-and-why-the-heck-is-it-called-that

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    bunwarpgazoo Premium Member 9 months ago

    I learn something new every week on GoComics.

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    Plumbob Wilson  9 months ago

    If you have a soul patch, you’re either a professional horn player or a poseur.

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    WCraft Premium Member 9 months ago

    If only we could find a way to get one of those “Soul Patches” onto Vlad the Impaler Putin.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Oh no! The roommate from hell has an even worse boyfriend!

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    rossevrymn  9 months ago

    I’d recommend you consult with Seinfeld’s Elaine, she having survived her roommate’s dating of Kramer.

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    drivingfuriously Premium Member 9 months ago

    Time to move out was a long time ago.

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    Spoonbone  9 months ago

    Would you be more likely to get germs from a soul patch brush, than from a toothbrush?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  9 months ago

    She’s brushing to judgment.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 9 months ago

    She knew it was his, yet she USED IT??!!!!! Wash your brain out first! :)

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    Gina Carson  9 months ago

    I use a soul patch brush on my c_oochie. \|/

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    Old Retired Guy  9 months ago

    She should just start having Monty spend the night. That would solve the problem.

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    F-Flash  9 months ago

    Send Fleshy over for a few days.

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    parkerinthehouse  9 months ago

    that is the single most revolting facial hair arrangement!!!

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    mistercatworks  9 months ago

    The first time I saw a soul patch was on “Maynard G. Krebs” played by Bob (“Gilligan’s Island”) Denver on the really old “Dobie Gillis” show. It was actually ahead of its time: breaking the fourth wall, anticipating plot developments, and making fun of Beatniks, surfers and Dobie Gillis. :)

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    Sisyphos  9 months ago

    You used her boyfriend’s odd-looking brush to brush your teeth, Dehlia?! You deserve all the consequences of that dumb action!

    Or do you think cooties migrated from his brush to your adjacent toothbrush?

    Whichever, you’re not looking too bright today….

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