The honey’s for coffee, too, and stop calling me Shirley. : )
You mean you actually want to write a book? I thought you just wanted to be seen writing a book.
“Blond roast”! Come on, man up and drink the stuff with actual coffee flavor! You can drink more dark roast because it has less caffeine.
Maybe Monty would be inspired by the condiment aisle at the local grocery store.
Maybe in a Irish pub. More animated.
The downside of “writing what you know”.
The fourth chapter is about driving to Starbucks.
Keep going! I love stories to which I can relate.
This is a clever parody of the pretentious idiots that will pay exorbitant prices to drink coffee to "look like something they are not. That is the joke here!Don’t ask, I have a book out and it wasn’t written in a coffee house.
Get out while you still can, Monty! You may not be a real writer, but at least you can save your soul from the Starbucks-devil if you run, run, run!
hans solo almost 6 years ago
The honey’s for coffee, too, and stop calling me Shirley. : )
Kaputnik almost 6 years ago
You mean you actually want to write a book? I thought you just wanted to be seen writing a book.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 6 years ago
“Blond roast”! Come on, man up and drink the stuff with actual coffee flavor! You can drink more dark roast because it has less caffeine.
F-Flash almost 6 years ago
Maybe Monty would be inspired by the condiment aisle at the local grocery store.
lucky444 almost 6 years ago
Maybe in a Irish pub. More animated.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago
The downside of “writing what you know”.
Clotty Peristalt almost 6 years ago
The fourth chapter is about driving to Starbucks.
WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Keep going! I love stories to which I can relate.
David Peters almost 6 years ago
This is a clever parody of the pretentious idiots that will pay exorbitant prices to drink coffee to "look like something they are not. That is the joke here!Don’t ask, I have a book out and it wasn’t written in a coffee house.
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
Get out while you still can, Monty! You may not be a real writer, but at least you can save your soul from the Starbucks-devil if you run, run, run!