Come and listen to a story about the son of Fred
A bone spur dodger, his replacement’s dead
Then one day he was lookin’ for a feud,
And then through the phone he’s a twitterin’ crude.
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Lies they are
Poorly spelled
Texas sized
Well the first thing you know ol’ Don dyed his hair,
Klanfolk said “Don, grow yourself a pair”
Said “Inflammatory is what you ought to be”
So he raked up some muck and tweeted bitterly.
Hate, that is.
Trollin’ fools.
Porno stars.
May 31, 2017
Come and listen to a story about the son of Fred
A bone spur dodger, his replacement’s dead
Then one day he was lookin’ for a feud,
And then through the phone he’s a twitterin’ crude.
✩
Lies they are
Poorly spelled
Texas sized
✩
Well the first thing you know ol’ Don dyed his hair,
Klanfolk said “Don, grow yourself a pair”
Said “Inflammatory is what you ought to be”
So he raked up some muck and tweeted bitterly.
✩
Hate, that is.
Trollin’ fools.
Porno stars.