Mike Luckovich for February 04, 2018

MAGA : Mueller Ain’t Going Away

Dang……that’s worse than stepping in dog poop!

Trump belongs in a flaming paper bag before you step on him!

Come and listen to a story about the son of Fred

A bone spur dodger, his replacement’s dead

Then one day he was lookin’ for a feud,

And then through the phone he’s a twitterin’ crude.

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Lies they are

Poorly spelled

Texas sized

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Well the first thing you know ol’ Don dyed his hair,

Klanfolk said “Don, grow yourself a pair”

Said “Inflammatory is what you ought to be”

So he raked up some muck and tweeted bitterly.

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Hate, that is.

Trollin’ fools.

Porno stars.

Well, what would YOU do with an annoying little vermin running around in YOUR house making a mess wherever he goes, leaving disgusting droppings everywhere??

I don’t know … argyle seems a little wild for Mueller.

An airplane was about to crash, there were four passengers on board but only three parachutes left.

The first passenger said, “I’m Mitch McConnell. The Senate can’t run without me.” So he took the first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Donald Trump said “Out of my way. I’m the new President of the USA and I’m the greatest and cleverest President in American history.” So he quickly grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger was the Pope and he turned to the fourth passenger, a young grad student and said, “I am old, frail and don’t have many years left. As a good Catholic, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.”

The grad student turned to him and said: “Thank you but it’s really OK…. there are enough parachutes for both of us. America’s greatest and cleverest President has just taken my day pack.”

Donald doubles down on his stupidity.

But wait a minute! The Nunes memo totally exonerated the president. Totally exonerated him! Why, we have his very own word on it. Would he lie to you?

The sooner the better.

@Bozhi – “…after a year of looking, there is No Collusion!”

Mr. Bozhi has it occurred to you or the president that in the history of the American judicial system no prosecutor or investigator worth their salt has ever presented or disclosed evidence before the investigation was complete?

That to do so would be considered an improper ‘leak’ at best, and possibly a serious criminal offence.

btw- if he is innocent why is he freaking out on a daily tweet / basis?

If only it were that simple, or that literal. Drumpf certainly has shown that his character is that small. He has no morals that are discernible. I don’t know Mueller’s shoe size, but the scale would make Drumpf a small rodent, large insect, or an arachnid. It insults those species. Perhaps he’s the B-M from my Lab-terrier mix. That size ratio works, and the metaphor that will be left on Mueller’s shoe is also appropriate. …

Stomp and twist, as should be done with any vermin.

I hope there is grass nearby so he can wipe it off.

Lord, I hope Mueller doesn’t really wear those hideous socks….

Fake shoe! Fake investigation! Fake – SPLAT!!