Let’s take a moment to ponder the fact that there was a rickshaw driver who invented the aqualung 75 years before Jaques Cousteau
Very timely. Whoda thunk it?
Chinese coulee will take him to the depths he’s never gone before….
Well, he seems to have thought of everything…except the speargun.
It will take a Houdini to escape what’s going on in Hong Kong at this moment. Meanwhile, the U.S. Fraudster-In-Chief is busy kissing the posterior vena cava of China’s Xi Jinping, while pretending nothing is happening in Hong Kong.
Here’s where Houdini really gets the benefit of all his breath-holding practice.
Fortunately, he has a set of keys to the junk moored in the harbor concealed in his cheek.
Good luck with that.
Shortly after his escape, Houdini received a nasty letter from a NBA lawyer …