Thirty seconds with soap and water. 18 minutes? Not so much please. (30 seconds is a long time if you’re holding your breath or hurrying to a deadline, not so much if you’re having fun)
. . . ’cepting Alice . . .
Officer Obie will be watching you.
If you spend that much time washing your hands, there isn’t much time left to get into contact with anything contaminated.
OK. Now I have to dig out the DVD.
18:20 seconds later, REPEAT
I love that song!
With bad luck, this might be topical still to run again on the more appropriate Thanksgiving Day. [Thanks for playing ’Alice’s Restaurant’ on Thanksgiving Day for many years, local classical FM radio station.]
Or you could sing “Happy Birthday” and wash, repeat and rinse.
And to think that our administration is composed entirely of veterans of the Group W Bench. Makes you proud, doesn’t it? /s
The CDC recommends the “Happy Birthday Song” and don’t forget between the fingers and the wrists.
At 18:20 that maybe the short version of Alice’s Restaurant I thought it was 32 minutes long. " You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant … excepting Alice" A local radio station played Alice every Thanksgiving for 40 years a tradition in Nor-Cal
I live in New Mexico where consuming green chile is compulsory. There is a saying going around now "wash your hands like you just peeled a bag of green chile and have to remove your contacts. "
You can tell you’ve reached the OCD stage when your hands get sore from washing them so often.
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Just do the song part, that’s 25 secs.
Or, any Ramones song will do.
Bye bye, Miss American Pie.
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