Jeff Stahler for March 04, 2020

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    Concretionist  about 2 years ago

    Thirty seconds with soap and water. 18 minutes? Not so much please. (30 seconds is a long time if you’re holding your breath or hurrying to a deadline, not so much if you’re having fun)

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    Walter Kocker Premium Member about 2 years ago

    . . . ’cepting Alice . . .

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    Zev  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Officer Obie will be watching you.

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    Patjade Premium Member about 2 years ago

    If you spend that much time washing your hands, there isn’t much time left to get into contact with anything contaminated.

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    EdMeiller Premium Member about 2 years ago

    OK. Now I have to dig out the DVD.

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    Durak Premium Member about 2 years ago

    18:20 seconds later, REPEAT

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    bmburns  about 2 years ago

    I love that song!

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    don.fitzsimons Premium Member about 2 years ago

    With bad luck, this might be topical still to run again on the more appropriate Thanksgiving Day. [Thanks for playing ’Alice’s Restaurant’ on Thanksgiving Day for many years, local classical FM radio station.]

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    FrannieL Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Or you could sing “Happy Birthday” and wash, repeat and rinse.

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    Bookworm  about 2 years ago

    And to think that our administration is composed entirely of veterans of the Group W Bench. Makes you proud, doesn’t it? /s

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    NRHAWK Premium Member about 2 years ago

    The CDC recommends the “Happy Birthday Song” and don’t forget between the fingers and the wrists.

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    Ultra Ammosexual Premium Member about 2 years ago

    At 18:20 that maybe the short version of Alice’s Restaurant I thought it was 32 minutes long. " You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant … excepting Alice" A local radio station played Alice every Thanksgiving for 40 years a tradition in Nor-Cal

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    Bex Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I live in New Mexico where consuming green chile is compulsory. There is a saying going around now "wash your hands like you just peeled a bag of green chile and have to remove your contacts. "

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    You can tell you’ve reached the OCD stage when your hands get sore from washing them so often.

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    Walter Kocker Premium Member about 2 years ago

    For important inside information on Coronavirus:

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   about 2 years ago

    Just do the song part, that’s 25 secs.

    Or, any Ramones song will do.

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    MFRXIM Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Bye bye, Miss American Pie.

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