Herman by Jim Unger for October 29, 2023

Yes, yes you were.

Thank you for the warning! I won’t

Don’t look like he missed many meals.

He wouldn’t fit in a sports car, a Hummer, maybe.

Guy likes a challenge. He’s chosen a location that has vast possibilities for improvement.

look behind him in the box.Is that a genie"s lamp?

Next time, just let Mr. Sandman finish his job …

He was describing himself online. Much like Brad Paisley’s song

If I win the Powerball, I’ll … zzzzzz

George Santos?

And then my 16 credit card bills came due.

And then he got married

It’s a bummer when reality arises.

And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobileAnd you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wifeAnd you may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?”

One time I had $200,001.

Like they say, in your dreams.

I tried that. It turned out this nightmare is real….and I’ve got a bruise to prove it.

…remind me not to pinch myself!