Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for April 11, 2021

Should have had it “toad” away instead.

We get His Chrammond.

Most princesses don’t hope for Godzilla when they kiss frogs.

My cat scratches and bites my hand like a mountain lion if I pet his head wrong. Surely that belongs in Kitty Korner.

“…He just destroyed the GUM store, and the MEAT and FISH market—There goes next week’s strips!”

Okay. Now I has really seen everything.

Does this mean if he kisses a monkey it will become King Kong?

Dog run indeed!

I had a dog who liked drinking straight from the hydrant or faucet.

Heathcliff always has interesting pals.

At first I thought it was a wind up toy.