Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for March 31, 2015

Hrm. That’s actually a fair cop..Pity that Gilfather didn’t figure that out months ago. Oh, wait. You’d need to be a COACH to have noticed that.

“And WHERE’S MY DAMN TOWEL?!?”

The math hasn’t changed? Correct Marty it’s still too tough for Max.

Gil appears to be turning Japanese in P1. I really think so. He also has monstrous hands in P1 and then becomes Lobster Boy 2 in P2. Marty needs his huge hands in P3 to be able to lift his quadruple big gulp sippy cup of vodka and tonic to his lips.

Hold it a second, Gil. Yesterday it was “Max badgered a classmate into giving him prescription drugs.” Today it’s “Bobby manipulated Max Bacon as an experiment.” So are they both victims and both perpetrators?

Remember when Gil brought Clambake as an assistant coach? You know, Clambake, the guy who claimed to have played in the Negro Leagues, except he actually hadn’t, and Gil knew the entire time, but he let Clambake lie to the kids anyway?

I don’t know why I bring that up. No reason, I guess.

Could that be Paul Strange in his old spot next to Marty?

The math hasn’t changed … if Max Bacon adds 10 points to his IQ, he’ll be over 90.

wow, this is getting good!

I thought that was Lumpy’s dad helping Moonpie out. From the looks of his ensemble, Marty must have to leave at halftime to host a game show somewhere.

Memo to Neal and Rod: HS basketball is done. Everywhere. Time to have Gil (not) coach baseball and Mimi (not) coach softball.

Does Paul know where the Thorpe kids are?

So, how soon til we see Bobby on top of the school building after he’s gone a couple days/weeks without his meds, forcing Gil to accept him back as Executive Towel Manager?

P2- Gil: I’ve always liked Bobby. I’ve sent younger boys than him to the gas chamber. I didn’t want to do it, but I felt like I owed it to them. P3- Marty is styling in his Steve Martin approved tight double knit slacks. Taking his sippy cup, Moonpie hops in his IROC to make some night moves at the Miford discotheque.

Don’t you see? Gil’s a master psychologist. Max has to “work” to get back next year, no depending on aspirin. Bobby, no longer distracted by fantasy coaching, has to find new outlets. He then impresses his girl when he introduces her to his new passion. “Leisl this is ISIL, ISIL, Leisl”

A distraught Bobby comes to school with a pistol, shooting frog crotches, and gunnin’ for Gil.

I love how Gil screams after Bobby’s parents after they’ve started walking away.

Old Clambake. The one who advised the young Milf baseball players to “keep your eye focused on that one hole.”

Gilfather better be careful calling out in a loud voice to Bobby’s parents as they walk away down the hall. Anyone overhears this and Gilfather is vulnerable to a lawsuit for violating confidentiality.

In all reality, it looks like Bobbys Mom is ice skating in P 2 and is Gil showing off his pecs and abbs ?

Third pass today. Gil has on a wedding ring in panel one. Never noticed that before.

In panel two has he walked through a pig pen on his way from the office to the hall?

Has MOP gone the way of Gil, Mimi, Kaz, Keri and Jamie. Say it ain’t so!