Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 10, 2020

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Library cards expire?

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    PICTO  over 4 years ago

    He was just on his way to the dead-letter office to pick-up his mail…

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    pschearer Premium Member over 4 years ago

    And his car battery is dead.

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    anymouse77  over 4 years ago

    I think that patrolman is about to expire . . .

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    DamnHappyChappy  over 4 years ago

    I can envisage a cop that is about to expire.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    … your AAA card, your PBS discount card, your wildlife fund member card, your NRA membership, …

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “What are you saying? That everything I touch expires? That I have commitment issues?” {sobs}

    “Aww, sounds like you need a hug.”

    “Would you?” {stage winking at the camera}

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    Tigressy  over 4 years ago

    Death on arrival.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Technically he’s expired too.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Well, officer, I’ve been away on a drop dead business trip…..it was to die for…..

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    ksu71  over 4 years ago

    He’s an amateur compared to this guy.

    https://www.cleveland.com/nation/2020/03/driver-with-1997-license-plates-tells-louisiana-police-hes-been-busy.html

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago

    So write him a ticket to a revival meeting.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    which reminds me

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Good luck collectin’ those fines.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Hey wait a minute – you’re famous, aren’t you? Weren’t you in “A Christmas Carol?” Give me your autograph and we’ll forget all about those tickets!

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    gammaguy  over 4 years ago

    He’s just stopped to pick up his girlfriend, Fatal Morgana, for an expiration date.

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It’s a Mister DEATH from the village, dear. Something about doing our reaping? :>)

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    but he’s got a killer ride…

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    Jim G Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Things are looking pretty grim.

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