“Please sir I need a job. I haven’t eaten a square meal in 3 days!” The job interviewer, “Come round here tomorrow and we might fit you in a hole opening up.”
Always never quite right I’d like it if they liked us but I don’t think they like us So tell me where’s the party and how come we weren’t invited? One size does not fit all
Ratkin over 2 years ago
“… when we get round to it.”
eromlig over 2 years ago
“Try Cuisenaire — they might have a place for you.”
wldhrsy2luv over 2 years ago
Poor little square peg.
dcdete. over 2 years ago
“Please sir I need a job. I haven’t eaten a square meal in 3 days!” The job interviewer, “Come round here tomorrow and we might fit you in a hole opening up.”
Sanspareil over 2 years ago
He may eventually get around to it!
Doug K over 2 years ago
He just doesn’t seem to fit in here.
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
He is too rough around the edges to fit into their corporate culture.
jr1234 over 2 years ago
https://www.lyrics.com/track/8190439/The+Waitresses/Square+Pegs
Square pegs, square pegs, square, square pegs
Always never quite right I’d like it if they liked us but I don’t think they like us So tell me where’s the party and how come we weren’t invited? One size does not fit all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldkNnT1SuvE
BearsDown Premium Member over 2 years ago
Nice hat.
sandpiper over 2 years ago
Gosh, look at your condition. You need to shape up, guy.
Iseau over 2 years ago
He’d fit right in if he was running for congressman.
uniquename over 2 years ago
He should be a chef. He always makes a square meal.
Jeffin Premium Member over 2 years ago
See you ’round.
Michael G. over 2 years ago
They’re hiring at Legoland!
h.v.greenman over 2 years ago
These days the square peg would sue that its civil rights are being violated because the company would not adapt a round hole for it
The Brooklyn Accent over 2 years ago
“Peg, it will come back to you.”—Becker and Fagen
Doug K over 2 years ago
“We don’t have any openings that you would fit or that would fit you.”
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago
Did anybody ever stop to think that the round pegs wouldn’t do too well in Square Hole Land, either?
Lady loves a joke over 2 years ago
He could always get a job as the piece that is on the floor, for someone to step on..
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
Just as well, there’s no way he would have gotten a square deal there.
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
you can see that that doesn’t really square with him…
WF11 over 2 years ago
“You’re just not a good fit for our company”.
samsoltan_48323 over 2 years ago
He’ll have to broach the subject.