FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 25, 2010
June 24, 2010
June 26, 2010
Transcript:
Voice: Hello, everyone. This is the captain speaking. I just want to draw your attention to the view out of the left side of the aircraft. We'll be passing over the Grand Canyon shortly, and it's an absolutely beautiful sight. Think of this as your reward for choosing to travel with us today. Naturally, this flight from Chicago to Boston will be getting in a little later than scheduled.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ almost 14 years ago
I told you! Roger *is* in the Twilight Zone!
hawgowar almost 14 years ago
I’ve had to stop at Bangor for refueling more than once on overseas flights. It is a deserted crossroads in the middle of winter in the wilderness.
Rakkav almost 14 years ago
What is it with this airline? Did someone consider it too big to fail?
(No politics intended, friends, but even in Toontown there has to be some corollary of Cartoon Physics that makes the economic survival of this airborne disaster area plausible!)_
ses1066 almost 14 years ago
At this rate I would be looking for the Sydney Opera House sometime later. Hey Roger, a word of advice if you EVER get to Boston, “Stay off of the MTA”! (Remember the song of the “Man who never returned”)? Your luck is rancid!
lakita_lover almost 14 years ago
As an American student studying in Germany, these comics are really making me dread my flight home.
xangatom almost 14 years ago
I don’t remember the Foxs being from Chicago … or even Illinois.
I know, I know
Let the lambasting begin!
Constantinepaleologos almost 14 years ago
Most idiotic airline on the planet.
poohbear8192 almost 14 years ago
Did he ever return? No he never returned And his fate is still unlearned He may ride [he may ride] for ever neath the streets of Boston* He’s the man who never returned.
*(Over every point in the universe)
runar almost 14 years ago
He’s flying ConServative Airlines. All their planes have two right wings so they can only go in circles and land in red states.
Templo S.U.D. almost 14 years ago
Oh, no. They re-scheduled again while in mid-flight?! Will Roger ever get to his business trip?! Or even home for that matter?
dflak almost 14 years ago
Well, at least they haven’t overflown their destination by a couple of hundred miles … yet.
josh_bisbee almost 14 years ago
He must be flying Northwest
treBsdrawkcaB almost 14 years ago
comixavier - I think that the pilot is just lost or taking the LONG way around (via Hawaii, Asia and Europe).
Roger should’a walked!
WallyCuppaJoe almost 14 years ago
I think I might have flown with this pilot in the late 60’s. I was in the Air Force stationed in Northern Michigan. I caught a hop on an Air Force plane to California via Texas. He came over the intercom and told us to look out the windows as we were flying over the Grand Canyon. Five minutes later he told us to look out as we were now flying over the Grand Canyon. Made me feel pretty safe about making it to California.
runar almost 14 years ago
treBsdrawkcaB - can’t take a joke. Too much political indoctrination.
mrprongs almost 14 years ago
If you fly out to sea, hope for a smokeless island.
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I’ve been on the Washington to Detroit via Chicago red-eye special. My friends drove and beat me home.
Rakkav almost 14 years ago
What about Progressive Airlines? You know, the ones with two left wings, yada yada yada…
Oh, but of course. No political party ever sees its own faults. That’s why I don’t get involved in politics.
callak almost 14 years ago
Wait, would they even have the fuel to fly like that? lol