Children: They're only this dumb for a short while.
Dicky: Gee-whiz. I'd love to go to McDonald's again, but they're closed on the weekends!
With Chick-fil-a, he would be half right.
At six, my step-son refused to eat fish. Next meal, we served him orange roughy and told him it was “roughy shark.” The opportunity to bite a shark made it okay. I think he was about 19 before he realized there is no roughy shark.
The ice cream truck plays the music when they’re all out of ice cream!
October 11, 2017