Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for February 04, 2016

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    Eric Salinas Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Um, you DO like your daughter’s new boobs?!?! Who are you? Donald Trump?!

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Which is why parents will sometimes tell you they’re making pasketti for dinner.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I think every parent has stories of their children’s inability to pronounce certain words or names correctly. My brother Jeff was “Jepps”, and my sister Louise was “Wheeze.”

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    Marisa Ruffolo Premium Member over 7 years ago

    My daughter used to call umbrellas “brewlellas.” So cute!

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    I was watching a popular Canadian series recently that has something of a squeaky-clean approach to its “family” content. One character’s frustrated young daughter used a mild, innocuous expletive, and her mother immediately scolds her with the retort, “Language.” I so desperately wanted the script to have her daughter respond, “Yes, mother, it’s called English, and it’s how I express myself.”

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    cocavan11  over 4 years ago

    I suppose it’s like when a friend’s child describes the ho-hos hovering above various saints’ heads in the paintings as we wander through the museum.

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    Julie478 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Bonus Panel:

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    Cute Ice Cream (Cute Cookie Bear)  about 2 years ago

    theres also the cute thing where you say everything with a “w”

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