Eek! by Scott Nickel for October 25, 2021

Just wait ’til next month and see what happens to those who survive Halloween.

Not only will they be carved, they’ll be skinned, diced, boiled, mixed and baked!

Call in the FBI

Then they will become a slice from heaven!!!

Don’t be caught off gourd.

I hear they are even Smashing Pumpkins!!!!!!

I dunno why, but I see Nicholas Cage sneaking up in a bear costume to take those pumpkins.

We have some psychos who smash the pumpkins on sidewalks and streets>

It’s all true, too horrible to discuss in detail! Shudder!

The spice must flow.