If the warranty on your creature’s parts has expired and you’d like to buy an extended warranty, press 4 and a sales person will be with you immediately.
If you have our extended warranty and would like to make a claim press 5744261879 and prepare to wait.
Why wasn’t there a Mad Scientist Support Center when I was younger, madder, and more enterprising? Coulda spared some agonies. Now I am just retired and more or less respected. So dull….
Lady loves a joke over 3 years ago
If your creature is missing parts, press 2..
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
For English press 1, for Español, press 2, and if your creature smashed your lab and killed your assistant, press 911.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
They’re open during the graveyard shift.
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
“If this is Dr. Frankenstein again, an Emergency Response Team of Angry Villagers with Torches and Pitchforks have been dispatched…”
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Not sure what is worse. That the creature escaped or that there is an emergency phone service for this type of incident…….
P51Strega over 3 years ago
If the warranty on your creature’s parts has expired and you’d like to buy an extended warranty, press 4 and a sales person will be with you immediately.
If you have our extended warranty and would like to make a claim press 5744261879 and prepare to wait.
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
I can’t get my creature off the sofa. He’s addicted to Buffy reruns.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Why wasn’t there a Mad Scientist Support Center when I was younger, madder, and more enterprising? Coulda spared some agonies. Now I am just retired and more or less respected. So dull….