If your creature is missing parts, press 2..
For English press 1, for Español, press 2, and if your creature smashed your lab and killed your assistant, press 911.
They’re open during the graveyard shift.
“If this is Dr. Frankenstein again, an Emergency Response Team of Angry Villagers with Torches and Pitchforks have been dispatched…”
Not sure what is worse. That the creature escaped or that there is an emergency phone service for this type of incident…….
If the warranty on your creature’s parts has expired and you’d like to buy an extended warranty, press 4 and a sales person will be with you immediately.
If you have our extended warranty and would like to make a claim press 5744261879 and prepare to wait.
I can’t get my creature off the sofa. He’s addicted to Buffy reruns.
Why wasn’t there a Mad Scientist Support Center when I was younger, madder, and more enterprising? Coulda spared some agonies. Now I am just retired and more or less respected. So dull….
October 30, 2015