Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 26, 2018

Yesterday I predicted that this relations was history. Today I want to double-down on that.

So, is she an aeroplane blonde or not?

Boopsie has grown, especially since BD went to the Persian Gulf; BD is still a college jock.

Where’s Hunk-Ra when you need him?

Yeah, that helmet has cut off the circulation to his brain…. either that, or he’s just an idiot.

for days now BD has shown what a clueless ass he is. Boopsie, leave now and don’t look back.

BD she’s a complete airhead,dump her now.

I say again BD is a total jerk when it comes to Boopsey.

Oh, come on people. B.D. is being completely honest about himself. What’s wrong with that? Do you want him to hide who he is?

Back in ancient history, when I was dating, I remember how common it was for men on a first date to blather on and on about themselves, like it was a sales pitch (which I suppose it was) and never show any interest in anything about my life.

His chances are shrinking faster than an Ice Cube in boiling water.

I believe the term is “epic fail”.