Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 14, 2016
Donald Trump: I don't believe this... Not a single protester? There's no one to beat up! Okay, so I'm crushing it right now, crushing it! Why? Because I'm not politically correct! I have no filters! I tell it like it is! There's only one thing I won't say! What I won't say is what I really think of all of you! Why? Well, mostly because I prefer to talk about myself, about how incredibly successful I am! It's unbelievable how successful! You people? Not so much. You're mostly losers and I prefer winners! I was born rich, my rich family bailed me out of bankruptcy, and now I'm richer than ever! I hate to tell you, but you're not! So I jet in on my private plane, talk about myself, whip up the anger, shake a few hands, and then jet off, wiping away you and the smell of nowhere with a squirt of Purell! The last thing I want to do is sit in your dingy little kitchens and actually listen to you! Why? Because then I'd have to pretend this election is about you, when it's about me! Which is the one thing I would never say! Ever! Believe me!