Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 10, 2012
Jeff: Taste my sword of justice, evil-doing dogs! Voice: Hey! Red Rascal! Jeff: What? Who calls? Voice: A top editor at Random House! We'd like to offer you a lucrative book deal! Jeff: You're kidding. Man: You're kidding. Rick: You're kidding. Jeff: My contract! Read it and weep, Dad!