Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 23, 2009
Alice: You're doing a History of Mankind in shoebox-form? Petey: Yup. From Evolution to Present Day, and Beyond. Alice: But there are gaps here and there. Petey: I don't get new shoes often enough to provide the necessary shoeboxes. Alice: Oh, Petey! If only your feet grew faster, what wonders we would see! Petey: I know, I know.