Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 24, 2009
Mom: Petey, you should invite your little friend Ernesto over for a playdate! Petey: MOM. I don't think so. Mom: I've heard a story about a little boy who rolled his eyes so far back in his head they stuck like that. He spent the rest of his life staring at his brains. And I'll bet he felt pretty silly. Petey: MOM. Beni: I never heard of him. You'd think he'd be more famous. Dill: Try crossing your eyes first, just to loosen 'em up. Alice: Well, it's not working.