Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for March 24, 2024

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    wherescrankshaft  3 months ago

    Right, and how many people did Ed indirectly murder during this run? Setting a record should be easy as long as you let people literally die in your wake, like he admitted to doing here:

    Also I guess today’s joke makes total sense because apparently there’s only one single-lane road that runs from Colorado to Ohio. Interstate 80 doesn’t exist. OK.

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    Bill Thompson  3 months ago

    At least Crankhead did it on a Sunday. Now did the school district make him pay for his private misuse of public property?

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    billsplut  3 months ago

    TOM: “How can I make a 2 panel strip last 7 panels? I know! I’LL…TALK…LIKE…THIS…”

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    Pongo ol’ Boy  3 months ago

    An accomplishment to be proud of. Did Grandma Johnson have to run all the way to Colorado?

    One Nation Under GOD! GOD Bless America! GOD Wins!

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    French Persons Premium Member 3 months ago

    (sad trombone) muah muah muaaaaaah….

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    Ichabod Ferguson  3 months ago

    Monday Ed brake checks an unmarked car and spends the rest of the week in jail. Hoorah!

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    Fetzee  3 months ago

    Where’s Crankshaft?

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    ksu71  3 months ago

    Well at least we have a few token bricks in panel two. Better than the implied ones on Thursday.

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    Did the kids ever get to school?

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    tcayer  3 months ago

    We used to play in the police golf tournament. They had prizes for closest to the pin and longest drive. The running gag was, you had to play AFTER a certain chief to have a shot t winning.

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    rockyridge1977  3 months ago

    1362 miles???

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    tcayer  3 months ago

    All you need is a 2 lane road in morning rush hour. This is stupid. And how come they don’t make Ed verify his record?

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    tcayer  3 months ago

    Look how happy Ed’s boss is that he inconvenienced 51 people, and went way out of his way to do it, all while NOT doing the job he’s paid to do!

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    Mopman  3 months ago

    How many weeks in a row on this ludicrous scenario? I guess Ed was subsequently arrested for kidnapping the schoolchildren, being that he had them for days.

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    lemonbaskt  3 months ago

    where have i heard this story before ?

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    mountainclimber  3 months ago

    Colorado state highway 17 is absolutely straight, no curves, for 50 plus miles.

    I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles

    Oh, yeah

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    WilliamVollmer  3 months ago

    Who paid for the gas that Ed used to set this record?

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    dputhoff62  3 months ago

    WHY ARE CRANKSHAFT AND LENA STILL EMPLOYED?! Both of them should’ve have fired years ago.

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    puddleglum1066  3 months ago

    True story: almost forty years ago I had to go to Traffic School (reasons redacted on the advice of my attorney). One of the other people in the class was a school bus driver, who had been ticketed for 45 mph in a 20 mph school zone… while driving the school bus. Her excuse was that since the kids were on the bus, it was safe for her to be going that fast. The judge did not agree.

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