Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 01, 2021

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  11 months ago

    These things must be carefully weighed & “measured”.

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    pschearer Premium Member 11 months ago

    I have a good suit. Just slit it up the back and it will fit.

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    MosheWaisberg  11 months ago

    go out as you came in – best to buried in your birthday suit

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    KA7DRE Premium Member 11 months ago

    Believe it or not, I don’t own a suit and have never actually worn one. Better yet, I don’t own a cell phone either.

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    Superfrog  11 months ago

    Don’t get buried in a tie. Those things are dangerous.

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    Chris  11 months ago

    derr… um, okay.

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    HarryLime Premium Member 11 months ago

    My wife and I have opted for cremation. You come to the wake in a fancy jar! It’s cheaper and move environmentally friendly.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member 11 months ago

    one word:

    cremation

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    Zev  Premium Member 11 months ago

    Dark, very dark.

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    chromosome Premium Member 11 months ago

    Most people that attend my church have opted for cremation. We have had very few burials over the most recent years.

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    Longplay Premium Member 11 months ago

    There appears to be a buzzard manikin (buzikin) in the background.

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    the lost wizard  11 months ago

    Wouldn’t be caught dead in that one.

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    Indianapolis Smith  11 months ago

    Nah. I’ll just rent a tux for the actual ceremony, then they can bury me in my robe and bunny slippers.

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    WCraft Premium Member 11 months ago

    But with the popularity of Zoom conferences, I’m mostly selling sports coats. Pants – not so much.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Ha. Cargo shorts, a favourite aloha shirt and a certain paint scheme on my prosthetic leg.

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    Michael G.  11 months ago

    Timely, no?

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    paranormal  11 months ago

    Do they own a bad suit they can be cremated in?

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    Buckeye67  11 months ago

    You don’t need a full suit, just the jacket is enough.

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    Lee26 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Since I’ve always been an ash hole, I’m opting for cremation!

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    cuzinron47  11 months ago

    And that ain’t it.

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    KEA  11 months ago

    I don’t even have a decent suit to go to other people’s funerals.

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    MCProfessor  11 months ago

    Good. Now I’m wondering what my wife will decide to bury me in. I hope we got ride of that yellow leisure suit.

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    LrdSlvrhnd  11 months ago

    Yet another pointless post-death expense. Just toss me in the oven and then scatter me on a beach when I’m done with this body.

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    drycurt  11 months ago

    For me, it’ll be pajamas.

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    Daeder  11 months ago

    Suits suck. One more reason to opt for cremation.

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