The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 09, 2012
Transcript:
PANEL 1 "SHE'S SHELLFISH AND INCONSIDERATE." "HE'S ALWAYS OUT WITH HIS FINS." PANEL 2 "I CAUGHT HIM IN BED WITH THAT SMUCKERS FLOOZY." PANEL 3 "HE'S LACTOSE INTOLERANT." "SHE'S RIGHT 2% OF THE TIME." PANEL 4 SHE SMOTHERS ME. PANEL 5 "WE'RE JUST NOT GOOD TOGETHER." GROCERY STORE COUPLES COUNSELING
460magnum over 11 years ago
Argyle sweater is really funny………I love this stuff
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Well, not every couple is a great pear, but some of those complaints are really bologna.
pcolli over 11 years ago
Cheese and sugar, toasted.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Richard R — I think you can do it in one — unsweetened whipped cream.
philyfanstukinmi over 11 years ago
Beer and pretzels, not just breakfast any more. Now that’s a twisted relationship.
John Darling over 11 years ago
Peanut butter, mayo AND cucumber – my all time favorite!
PICTO over 11 years ago
Cholesterol is my favorite flavor.
jpsomebody over 11 years ago
Peanut butter and cheetos.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago
Peanut butter on bananas. Or, when I was a kid, sugar sandwiches! Yes, plain white bread, covered with butter, and sprinkled generously with sugar.
Perkycat over 11 years ago
I liked bread, butter and brown sugar sandwiches. Can’t stand red and yellow together because it reminds me of ketchup and eggs – a horrible combination. Ketchup and bananas would be worse.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 11 years ago
Very clever Scott!
CrouchingBruin Premium Member over 11 years ago
Bananas & peanut butter is a great combination. Spread peanut butter on toast and cover with sliced banana. Same with frozen waffles. Maybe the banana should get together with Jif or Mr. Waffle.
Fan o’ Lio. over 11 years ago
Anything that clogs my arteries.
NE1956 over 11 years ago
I dunno man, I’m kinda waffling on an answer to that.
LingeeWhiz over 11 years ago
Probably not ALL of it.
btrfly_lvr over 11 years ago
chocolate, peanut butter (or peanuts), bananas, and maybe caramel.
yummy in ice cream…. even alone…
tootsie otterloop over 11 years ago
I eat pizza with vinegar