The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 09, 2012
Transcript:
PANEL 1 "SHE'S SHELLFISH AND INCONSIDERATE." "HE'S ALWAYS OUT WITH HIS FINS." PANEL 2 "I CAUGHT HIM IN BED WITH THAT SMUCKERS FLOOZY." PANEL 3 "HE'S LACTOSE INTOLERANT." "SHE'S RIGHT 2% OF THE TIME." PANEL 4 SHE SMOTHERS ME. PANEL 5 "WE'RE JUST NOT GOOD TOGETHER." GROCERY STORE COUPLES COUNSELING
Cholesterol is my favorite flavor.