Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 15, 2012

Not when you’ve sung it 20 times in a row, it isn’t!

We three kings of orient are, Tried to smoke a rubber cigar, It was loaded, It exploded, Now we lay on yonder star

Grandma got run over by a reindeer, while coming home from our house Christmas Eve, you may think there’s no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Grandpa, we believe …

The worst Christmas song has to be White Christmas.

NO

“One light goes out, they ALL go out!!!”

Aah, holiday earworms. They never get old.

Fa la la la la, la la la la

♫ Deck us all with Boston Charlie, Walla Walla, Wash., and Kalamazoo! ♫

I wonder if he was singing “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”?

Right so, Calvin! Novelty must be!

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa!! ;-)

Rocking around the Christmas Tree!

RuPaul’s entire Christmas album.

Every time I see a car with reindeer horns I think of “Grandma got run over by a reindeer” and wonder if those reindeer horns were court ordered or if the driver thinks it is a license to run over the elderly. I am waiting for news reports to clarify the issue.

Don’t you hate those radio stations that play ONLY Christmas songs from the middle of November on?

Hark, the harelipped angels singNory noo na new bord ning.

Six year olds…

You’ll tie Carol to a tree by the fire

Here in Japan I have actually heard “Merry Christmas, Mr Lawrence”, soundtrack to a prisoner of war film, as a Christmas song this year.

Many years ago a radio station played the barking dogs Jingle Bells all morning on their morning show. I switched stations and never listened to them again.

Woof Woof Woof – Woof Woof Woof -Woof WOOF Woof – WoofWoolf!

Mom’s got no Christmas spirit.

Poor Mum…

LOL… I love the first panel.

xxx

so beautiful song’s…. h aha hhh … your mom dun like but I like it….

I would like to know, what song she didn’t like!

No, no, no. The definitive version goes, ♫ Bark us all bow-wows of folly … ♫All good suthn gennlmen know that.

Just so no one sings that little drummer boy, I’ll be fine.

“And a partridge in a pear tree” Where the hell did I put my shotgun?

This is me every time McCartney comes on the Christmas station.

They don’t have any talent either.

It’s Especially bad or far worst for the mall’s sales-staff who have no choice but to listen to the same old bloody CD being played over and over all season long, year after year…-THERE SHOULD BE A LAW against and forbidding any if not all malls from (ILLEGALLY) TORTURING the sales-staff or whoever works there with the same DAMN CD!!!-AND BY MANDATORY LAW, a Radio MUST be used in all Malls!! At least an actual Radio Station randomly picks the songs being played!!

must of been sining about that noodle incident

How many times can Grandma get run over by a reindeer?

When I got on here and saw 50 comments already, I knew this was a hot topic. For me, If I never hear the chipmunks again that would be great. Someone mentioned the barking dogs and I’ll add that one too.Enjoy the holidays and it’s songs!

Ah, but Calvin, there’s that “if.”

" On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me….a Beer…in na tree"

Remember

1 hen2 ducks3 squawking geese. Quack! 4 limerick oysters5 corpulent porpoises6 pairs of Don Albertos tweezers.7,000 Macedonians in complete battle array.8 brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt9 apathetic, sympathic, diabetic old men10 lyrical spherical diabolical denizens of the deep who sway, stray around the corner with a queasy and a quay all at the very same time.

OK, I might have got a few of those wrong, but who can forget Cousin Brucey?

Twas the night before Christmas40 belowWhen Snoopy went outin search of his foe….

Driving from Albuquerque to Syracuse 12/23/65; worst snow storm ever..AM radio, all stations playing ‘Christmas Music’..dead of night..Must have heard “Drummer Boy” at least 82 times..After a while, it was down to the first line of it before tuning to the next station…There’s just so much a person can TAKE !!

that one i actually like more than once..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ooc5eJc5SHA

My boy came home from high school one evening and was commenting on what a fantastic memory a class mate had- he had memorized all the words to “Grama got run over—-”

How about Christmas music beginning in Aug./Sept! A record company was once located in Jacksonville, Illinois and the Christmas music started in summer as they were recording tapes for Christmas sales!

Must have been listening to Bob Rivers. Flu Ride, Letter to Santa, Walkin round in Women’s underwear or my favorite one. The Most fatting time of the Year.

Song of the pole dancer: Deck the hall with parts of body,fa, la, la,…etc. You make up the rest.

“There is nothing more stale than yesterday’s surprise.” Emily Dickinson

Give Calvin a hug today.

White Trash Christmas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u_c1oyaClU

Your welcome….

Dr Demento’s Holidays in Dementia is my favorite Christmas album!

The Alvin and the Chipmunks ones are the worst. I hate that movie.

One of my all-time favorite non-traditional Christmas songs is this one! (And no, I’m not sorry either!!!!!)

The 12 Pains of Christmas

I miss Pogo. I couldn’t think of any Smokey Stover songs.

First time its funny, second time still funny, third time, I guess its still funny. Forth time, ok we get it, its funny. Fith time, ok honey enough of the joke. Sixth time, what weve just seen

I haven’t seen his mother make a face like that , ever. So much for Calvin’s career as an opera star, much less any Christmas joy in his household. Sad….

It is funny every time Calvin, just until it’s not.

For you Walt Kelly/ Pogo fans out there, you can find the lyrics for 3 versions of “Deck Us All” athttp://www.igopogo.com/deck_us_all.htm

last comment!

12 Days of Christmas sung by pets…my favorite:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obGjx8Hry3M

@KasparVNora’s freezing on the trolley, swaller dollar cauliflower and alley garoo!

“All I want for Chri(tweet)ma(tweet) i(tweet) my two front tee(tweet), my two front tee(tweet), (tweet)ee my two front tee(tweet)?“All I want for Chri(tweet)ma(tweet)…”“RRRRGGHHH — (THUMP!) (LOL!).

Someone should really create a montage of all the panels like panel 2

I wonder how many there would be