Monty by Jim Meddick for August 19, 2012
August 18, 2012
August 20, 2012
Transcript:
I should let you know going into this date that I had the most amazing or scope reading this morning! Really? My psychic said, you will meet a man on a blind date with glasses and a cowlick who will turn out to be the man of your dreams! Wow... That... That really is amazing! I... I swear, I can almost feel it!... The positive energy of the planets aligned with stars and the variation of the orbs and the... Hello, I am Ramone. I'll be your server tonight... Hel-lo! Well, hi there. But actually there's never been any solid scientific evidence to support an astrological system of...
Varnes over 11 years ago
How does Meddick know me so well?
Randy B Premium Member over 11 years ago
My constellation is Puppis, The Stern.(as in “the rear of the boat”)
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Ramone: 1, Monty: 0.Just another failure for our Man of Romance. He ought to be used to it by now and should not simper like a wuss….
Bobong over 11 years ago
Monty has always exhibited an ability to see both sides of a given issue as the situation warrants.
OldestandWisest over 11 years ago
I always liked Alex Rieger’s sign from “Taxi.” “Slippery when wet.”
djmalloy over 11 years ago
Too bad, Monty. Your date likes the Ramones.
boldyuma over 11 years ago
Consider yourself lucky Monty…Your date turned into
a cyclops while you weren’t looking..
elemenopea over 11 years ago
jim, i like your style.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
This is some date!
Sharkybill about 2 years ago
Monty should date women with glasses and a cowlick.