Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 08, 2012

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 12 years ago

    He’s only a spell check away from success.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 12 years ago

    Use an erasable marker.

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    PICTO  almost 12 years ago

    “If at first you don’t succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed”-Curly Howard.

    I know a girl who followed that maxim ,to her great suck-cess.
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    J Short  almost 12 years ago

    Writer’s cinder block.

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    Francis Lapeyre Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is NOT for you.

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    roadhog1953  almost 12 years ago

    His spelling suks, sux, ah hell it stinks !!

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    DGWillie  almost 12 years ago

    Well, lines 2, 3 and 4 equate to “try, try, again.”

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    rw1h  almost 12 years ago

    ……..try following the written instructions.

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    David Bethke Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    “If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No point being an idiot about it.”

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    GROG Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Quit while your behind.

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    TheWildSow  almost 12 years ago

    If at first you don’t fricasee,Fry, fry a hen

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    robolt  almost 12 years ago

    Illiterate itinerant.

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    Nebulous Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    If at first you don’t succeed,Get a bigger hammer.

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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