Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for June 01, 2012
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Val: Alix, did you fall out of the WINDOW?! Are you OK?!! Alix: I think so...but I smashed the shrub. Val: Who cares about the shrub?! I'm just glad it broke your fall! Val: Although you DID make a MESS of it. Alix: Let's bring the focus back to me and my good luck.
Templo S.U.D. almost 12 years ago
A little scraped up, but at least the shrub is okay. As for Alix…
gosfreikempe almost 12 years ago
The shrub will live, though it’s a bit damaged. Alix is undamaged, but her continued survival may be in question when Mom gets back her calm and the remains of her coffee cup.
thirdguy almost 12 years ago
Where’s Grandma?
psychlady almost 12 years ago
Now that the shrub and Alex are OK, Alex could be in trouble!
flagfly almost 12 years ago
She was lucky to not have landed face down…and been polked in the eyes.
lightenup Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Well, that was lucky!!
gforgina almost 12 years ago
I’m surprised Holly hasn’t made it downstairs yet. Guess it’s a good idea to plant shrubs beneath windows in case someone falls from the second storey .
William Bednar Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Yeah, that why I planted Cactus below all my windows! I told my kids: “you fall, you hurt. So, don’t! Get it!”.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Now that you’re okay, the beatings can begin.
Doctor11 almost 12 years ago
Ok, I’ll stop panicking now.
Gokie5 almost 12 years ago
Our Daughter #2 was driving back from Dallas to Denton after a post-exam spree at a cat shop (an actual cat shop that sold pet supplies), when she drove by a lane that had a truck tire up ahead, lying in the road. A pickup truck ran into the tire, and the truck landed on the hood of my daughter’s (our) Chevvy Impala. The Chevvy crashed into a guard rail and no one was injured (except that my daughter’s neck was a little iffy for awhile) . I LOVED that car, but loved our daughter much more. Don’t think we ever blamed her for not exercising more caution around the tire, the gratitude for her safety was so strong.
DavidGBA almost 12 years ago
Now, you have to pay for scaring mommy!
Cofyjunky almost 12 years ago
Eliot’s workin’ off the recent stories of kids falling outta windows, because they still don’t have the common sense to not LEAN so bloody far outta them.
Gokie5 almost 12 years ago
Redkaycei Repoc
“Thank goodness.”Indeed – we were very thankful.
Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Once I was standing on 4’ ladder washing outside of the windows with my Dad washing the inside. One foot of the ladder sunk in the soft ground, it went over and I landed in a camellia bush. My Dad leaned out the window shouting “are you OK?” Then to my Mom: “She fell in the bush.” My Mom ran to the window, leaned out and asked: “Did you hurt the bush?”
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Mom sure got over the scare quickly. I’m glad that Alix didn’t break anything.Except the shrub….
rrodrick almost 12 years ago
It’s Oregon! You don’t need screens. No bugs.