Supposedly, Elizabeth II has always liked to dance, and was quoted on a BBC program as having said, after an event in which Abba’s Dancing Queen was played, “I always try to dance when this song comes on because I am the Queen and I like to dance.”
I don’t think I would get any movement either, if I had some butler dude standing right outside the door making suggestions and ready to barge in with medication.
Metamucil is a perfect solution! A glass a day and you are guaranteed a day’s worth of farts. This is a sure cure for people following you around sticking their noses up your…..OK… into your shorts. When they do, just relax the old sphincter.
margueritem about 12 years ago
I imagine that she takes it now and again.
otforever about 12 years ago
Sitting on her royal hinda$$?
blunebottle about 12 years ago
Baslim the begger got it right- it’s Majesty. Highness is the term for the lesser royals
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Supposedly, Elizabeth II has always liked to dance, and was quoted on a BBC program as having said, after an event in which Abba’s Dancing Queen was played, “I always try to dance when this song comes on because I am the Queen and I like to dance.”
wvhappypappy about 12 years ago
’twould be sufficient to have one taken under guard in the UK, I daresay…
cdward about 12 years ago
…and a lot of sass out here in the comment world.
PICTO about 12 years ago
“Hurry up mommy, it’s my turn.” —-Prince Charles.
V-Beast about 12 years ago
I don’t think I would get any movement either, if I had some butler dude standing right outside the door making suggestions and ready to barge in with medication.
Arianne about 12 years ago
This puts a new spin on HMS.
gijoe76 about 12 years ago
The Queen does not defecate!
finale about 12 years ago
Flag’s out; the loo is occupied.
jreckard about 12 years ago
I’m glad the humor here hasn’t gotten too coar$e.
Hoosiereader about 12 years ago
And when the Doctor asked if she had a BM yet she replied. “H@#% no, they won’t even let me have an RC in this Godforsaken place.”
Digital Frog about 12 years ago
Maybe she’s just taking a royal wee.
J Quest about 12 years ago
“we are (not) amused…”
Popeyesforearm about 12 years ago
perhaps removing the royal stick up her butt will help??
Popeyesforearm about 12 years ago
yeah, straight to the Thames.
margueritem about 12 years ago
Love it!
Fan o’ Lio. about 12 years ago
I came in late and all the best, worst, and obvious puns have already been defecated.
pcolli about 12 years ago
When addressing royalty, one initially uses the correct form of address – after one would just use “Marm” or “Sir”
DrBonehead about 12 years ago
However as Queen her poop never stinks.
finnygirl Premium Member about 12 years ago
ROFLMAO at all the outhouses, especially the motorized one! :-)
RogueSymmetry about 12 years ago
This is really gross, Scott. Even for you. Oh, that’s a good thing by the way!
iced tea about 12 years ago
♫☺♫☺Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl,But she doesn’t have a lot to say…♫☺♫☺
The Beatles very last recording on the Abby Road album.
Carolyne6 about 12 years ago
Her correct title is “Your Majesty” – “Your Highness” is for a Princess.
Popeyesforearm about 12 years ago
iI had to sign in before leaving the office just to say that’s pretty frikken clever. LMAO
codedaddy about 12 years ago
Metamucil: Bad suggestion. The clear tasteless stuff, polyethylene glycol, cheap over the counter powder. makes this problem tolerable.
I know, not clever or funny, but I just improved quality of life for many with that tip.
BTW. Isn’t that crown meant for a king rather than a queen?
V-Beast about 12 years ago
very good
annwah about 12 years ago
As I sit here lonely-hearted, tried to sh** and only heard fanfare.
DrBonehead about 12 years ago
Metamucil is a perfect solution! A glass a day and you are guaranteed a day’s worth of farts. This is a sure cure for people following you around sticking their noses up your…..OK… into your shorts. When they do, just relax the old sphincter.