Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 28, 2012

April 30 should be Mayo Day

He’s a hairstylist — maybe he’s got some super-hold hairspray he could try.At least that sandwich is going out in style.

But a sandwich isn’t a sandwich without the tangy snip of Miracle Whip.

Meanwhile — good one Six!And Beviek — that’s a paradox for sure… maybe even a tripledox….

Mjm …. I thought that was Mayo 1st.

Wow, beviak, thanks! I didn’t completely get the gag at first.

But anyway, what ever happened to Eddie Paperhands? RickyRockhand’s been looking out for her…

Wow…..Is he holding her or not? It’s like Schrodinger’s cat!

Wait, maybe that’s The One and Only Billy Shears…..

Mayonnaise have seen the glory…

“Not without a condiment.”

..what?no toothpick?…

Eddie was quite the cut-up, with a very sharp wit, but he jest couldn’t cut the mustard when it came to the mayo . . . . ☻

Edward, try the clinic – they may be of help.

Should have been “open me”. But then I guess the mayo love fest thing would be missing.

Next week you can just chuck it into the lake.You know, Sink-o the Mayo.

That us good- hate it anyway!

I love some nice Bearnaise- but NO mayo!