Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 15, 2012

Ah yes….the Golden Rule.

It’s a vicious circle in Id.

BEVIEK! It won’t be a Happy Tax Day for Romney foranother 6 months. He got an tax extension.

the subjects of the kingdom are just highway robbery, aren’t they?

Simplified Tax Return [see also Frank & Ernest for today]:

A. How much did you make?B. How much do you have left?C. Send B. Check payable to Infernal Revenue.

Well, that’s ONE way to keep money in circulation.

But since when does a liquor store clerk need to use force to get the money?

“…caaause I’m the tax maaaaaan….”

Dishonor among thieves!

Nothing was said about the producer of wealth. Without which there would be nothing to steal.

Let me tell you how it will beThere’s one for you, nineteen for me‘Cause I’m the taxman, yeah, I’m the taxman

Should five per cent appear too smallBe thankful I don’t take it all‘Cause I’m the taxman, yeah I’m the taxman

If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street,If you try to sit, I’ll tax your seat.If you get too cold I’ll tax the heat,If you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet.

Pretty much.

yep how true

Don’t steal: the government hates competition.

Well, credit cards make us spend more than we have so we in trouble!

Dear Pennsy-clerk…And you complain a lot, probably texting as you drive on highways taxpaid…using the language skills you got in taxpaid schools…on devices which are a direct outcome of the taxpaid trip to the moon…all you yourself seem to produce and distribute are your complaints…o maybe you DO have a sideline?

I’m in favor of big government. I figure the only thing between me and the same guys who stole a patented device from me and my engineer buds is government taxpaid lawyers…they FAILED that time, but Bushie was ‘in’ then.

Maybe it will get better. Three cheers for Uncle Sam. Take it ALL, I say. You print it, it’s YOURS. Somehow the schlubs who gripe about big government seem to end up with it, thru government contracts…for drones to spy on us, for guns to keep us in control. What’s the problem?

How about a tax tax?

That’s why our country is broke and in debt. Between the members of Congress and most of all politicians their mismanagement of our resources has we citizens in dire straights.

Birth of the ‘stimulus package’.

If Romney gets elected (Fat chance) paying taxes will be very simple. A. total your income; B. Tithe 10% to the Mormon Church; C. Done deal.

That is a whole lot better returne on your money then you’ll ever get from a savings account.

@ AshBurnStadium..Hope you don’t get held up late at night.

Like the rest of us ‘honest’ taxpayers..cheers..

Circle of Life

Isn’t that the truth!

Romney will take orders from the LDS?Shades of Kennedy – when everyone thought he’d take orders from the Pope.(Cartoon of the day – two Italians talking “I hope an Americannever becomes Pope – he’d take orders from the president!”)

There was a “temporary tax” put on rail and air travel during WWII to discourage unnecessary travel.The Korean War was in the history books before it ended!