Tom Toles for April 03, 2012

She’s ready for the honeymoon. Her trunk is packed and everything.

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

If Mitt gets in, it will be Bush all over again.

I think most of the republicans have reached the acceptance stage of grief.

Why is GoComics showing only HALF the cartoon? Where’s the lower section,the part that has Karl Rove holding a shotgun?

Incidentally, word has it Paul Ryan is angling for the Veep spot on the Romney ticket.

Now THERE’S a marriage made in Hell’s Ninth Circle.

Here’s how it works…

1. A Dems is elected Prez and the NRA starts ranting about how he wants to take away everybody’s guns, “but with YOUR contributions, we can stop it.”

2. It doesn’t happen, ( because there were NEVER any plans to take away everybody’s guns. )

3. The NRA claims credit for it not happening, “Thanks to YOUR contributions…but the fight’s not over yet. We still need…” etc.

The whole thing is just a giant shakedown scheme, in my opinion.

Who is the preacher going to be, Marrying Sam from the old “Li’l Abner” comic? It would be very appropriate.

I had thought the Nazi Revolutionary Army was mostly a bunch of harmless gun nuts until the 1960s when there were race riots and they were turning the Boy Scouts into their Hitlerjüngend. Some of the local NRÅ officials were bragging about how the police would cordon off the ghetto, but their agents in the police would let them through to go door to door and kill every N… in town. “And best of all, those commies in Washington would supply the ammunition” (the American Marksman program in which the government provided pre-NATO guns and ammo, which was stockpiled for the armed overthrow of the government). They never tried because it was safer and easier to simply buy it out at the state and congressional level – especially now that bribery, murder, and torture are legal.

I do not remember asking or being asked by a single man in my outfit what his political views were before a firefight. Later, I found some of these “poltroons” were actually liberals.

It’s time to send those elephants to the Elephant Graveyard. Abort all Republicants and their one note “cut taxes on the rich(the job creators who sent all those created jobs to China), screw the middle class” ideas. America cannot take any more Republican obstructionism. We are in economic trouble. Republicants put us here. Dems are our only hope, Obi-wan.

Haldeman, North, Poindexter, “Scooter”(only a few examples), can we expect that the Republicans will actually court someone who’s folks won’t end up in court?

They deserve each other

Have you ever seen that video, or have you only HEARD about it?

I’m betting on the latter.

You want Orwellian?

How many times on this forum have we seen some Tea-Party Republcan dismiss Mitt as a, ‘RINO’ and insist he’s not a, ‘real conservative’?

Now watch…I predict that by the end of the month, these same folks will be trying to make the claim that Romney was ALWAYS their first choice.

“Which one do you use after braking to stop from going over a cliff?”

The driver who nearly backed us over the cliff was W, and the current GOP candidates would not only put the car back in “R”, they’d cut the brake lines and step on the gas.

In addition to continually repeating the ancient our-guns-will-be-taken-away fable, I’ll bet you also deny that there are any liberals serving in the military?