Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 12, 2012

The Fink is happy. There ain’t nobody in Id who’s going to accumulate $2 billion.

The Fink has most of Id’s money in his pocket. That’swhy he’s not worried.

Yup, sounds like Democracy all right. Thank God America is suppose to be a Republic…SO far.

The best political system money can buy.

Yes, that way you know you’ve got the best political system money can buy.

The Golden Rule applied…

That was close, Fink.

Election process: get people to believe in your purpose, they vote with cash donations, you spend money to reach a wider audience, they vote with votes. With 300Mil population across thousands of miles, money is a necessary filter or there would be hundreds running for each office with little or no support from the wider population. Money it’s a good thing. Ignorant, lazy, and gullable people not so good.

Democracies always turn into a scheme for buying the peoples’ votes with the peoples’ tax money!“Obamacare” is ALREADY 340 BILLION dollars over budget!!!

Don’t worry none there Fink..your an established despot; no one wouldl dare oppose you.

The WORST disaster you can have is when BOTH the President AND Congress are controlled by the same political party! And it doesn’t matter at all WHICH political party that is, it’s a DISASTER either way!

not to mention being in the pocket of at least one corporation

If the Fink knew the returns from becoming the president, he’d be all for democracy.

There goes he neighbor hood.

M ost people don`t understand, the USA is a Republic not a democracy. Thats a good thing.

I see the Fink being eventually ousted and forced to enter the business world by opening up a hardware store: “Home Despot”

The entire ‘election’ process is fixed. The lying, dying Presstitute media has the delusion that They decide who ‘wins’ via their electronic voting setup.

As far as buying votes with tax money, why don’t any of you tighty-righteous people remember the three hundred dollars directly from the Treasury that Bush promised and you collected…your ‘tax refund’? he bought your vote, and you sold your birthright for three hundred dollars.

And you don’t even remember, and that ‘s how you prove you didn’t deserve to be free Americans. One of the ways…

i decline to comment, on the advice of my politician

the only reason obama won is due to the 2nd lowest voter turnout (with a mild surge in democrat voters) in history. this in turn was due to a gop campaign that was a farce, and produced a laughably unelectable candidate, also resulting in very few gop votes. republicans stayed home in droves. sound familiar?

I think ‘natural born’ is the guiding term. We don’t have one in office at present. The King need not worry. Corruption will always be in vogue.

Reading the Headline: “Congress Is Deadlocked and Can Not Act”. Will Rogers in 1931 observed “Well, there is hope for the coountry yet.” Good to know some things never change.

$6/head?

Wait… I thought that was Capitalism. Or was that the one where you needed $200 billion? ;-)

@gmartin997 – nobody told Bush, why should anyone tell Obama.

NO ONE in the whole world has 2 billion in their hip pocket.

Don’t have time to read all the comments so I’ll just say this in case no one else has.“Any natural born citizen…..” So how did he get in there?