Monty by Jim Meddick for April 21, 2012
April 20, 2012
April 22, 2012
Transcript:
Ok, this is silly... I'm a grown man! I can't let anxieties from high school affect my adult behavior! Sure, I was a dork back then. Sure, girls rejected me, mocked me. But I'm an adult now! None of that applies anymore. Why should I fear teenage girls? I'm invisible to them! Paper or plastic? Paper. Um. Plastic. Um... I mean which ever is more sustainable and environmentally speaking... Um... Or... Whatta @#%$@ dork.
Randy B Premium Member about 12 years ago
In my city, the choices are (a) pay for a paper bag, (b) use your own bag, or © carry your purchases out without a bag. (No plastic option.) Imagine Monty carrying his embarrassing purchase through town WITHOUT a bag!
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
While I might not agree with her way of expressing it, Teenage Cashier’s diagnosis of Monty is correct, as we have seen over and over again….
DuHhozr about 12 years ago
in Monty the Dork Force is very strong!
Aussie Down Under about 12 years ago
Gee that teenage check-out girl looks like she’d be a good match for those people you don’t want to meet in a back alley.
revisages about 12 years ago
‘k, dude, the subliminals in your speech aren’t dorky.you’re going to qualify as creepy. yep, the full monty
V-Beast about 12 years ago
She is so wrong about Monty, he’s no dork. Dweeb maybe, but no dork.
SwimsWithSharks about 12 years ago
Don’t worry, Monty. She’ll go back to texting on Facebook and you’ll go back to invisible. This never happened.
ramonesfan about 12 years ago
Is Monty a virgin?
KasperV about 12 years ago
The Yoko Ono lookalike? I’ve forgotten her name … but I remember Chimpy & Dave/Mr Pi … & even Robotman … You don’t think I’m too old for this strip? Maybe I should stick with Nancy…!
hometownk Premium Member about 12 years ago
Hmm, once a dork always a dork? Can we try to outgrow dorkdom. I certainly hope so. Do we have to remain a dork? Do we grow from dorkness to dweebness? Hmm. Enquiring minds want to know.
iced tea about 12 years ago
Actually, these so-called dorks are actually geeks or nerds. They’re the ones who are wizards when it comes to computers, literature, and science, plus complicated math. Respect them.