That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 03, 2012

She sleeps so beautifully. She nods off at the drop of a hat.

Could it be Cleopatra?

an asp’s test run

Good to see so many friends trying to keep a breast of the situation. (not a reference to a Jersey Shore player, heaven forbid.)

Wouldn’t that actually be Miss NUDE Narcolepsy?!. . .. ;-)

“Ooh, they ARE real. I can’t see any scars.”

Meanwhile, at Miss Murphy’s Academy for Young Lesbians….

Lotsa youse missed da snake!

NUMBER SIX from yesterday (2 April). I know nothing of ‘blow’. From some of you statements I take it that you are from G.B. or ‘Energine’ as before your time. ‘…cleaning fluid Energine, which has been discontinued.’

Rather serpentine comment. I prefer “Thanks for the mammaries.” Off-color? Possibly. I think it may be fuchsia.

Sorority sisters discover the new pledge is a lightweight. Hazing to ensue shortly…

She has such a small asp!

I told you St Patrick missed one!

Its an optical illusion. If you study the picture closely, you can find a hidden chair and a snake.

i thought this was alpha delta pi initiation event. that or it was a smith college house event.

“Yawn. I can’t believe I was so tired— Muriel, what are you doing?!”“I, uh, was about to give you a breast exam…”“Really? What about you, Harriet?”“I… thought you were in cardiac arrest and was going to give you a chest massage.”“Riiiiight. And why were YOU flexing your fingers, Gladys?”“Jazz hands?”

mammary envy?

Click-to-enlarge image, along with a short comment about the artist, available here.This painting is one of (at least) three with the same title by this artist. Two are discussed here (has another nice click-to-enlarge image of this painting, a click-to-enlarge image of the first is available here). The author mentions the research discussed here, that says that it wasn’t really an asp that killed Cleopatra. A click-to-enlarge image of the third painting is available here, though with a more morbid coloration than this found here. All 3 show the asp in the area of her right arm, less obvious in the last. Perhaps men are slower to see that aspect of the painting than women.Second of the 4 works by this artist, that have, so far, appeared in Mr. Melcher’s blog, to appear here.

The other contestants will try to get her uncrowned due to her using sleep inducing enhancements.

Roofies at the School of Nubile Nymphs.

asp? what asp…

A bachelorette party an hour after the male stripper left.

And then she sat up and said, “April Fool!”

It might have been more fitting if she had printed:

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Brazilian wax.

There are a lot of points that I like.

Egyptian WAC barracks, 54 b.c. – Cleo misses reveille…

Six snake charmers in training. Not permitted to go all out and totally COBRA during training. Just getting used to the craft by working with a baby, beginner’s snake. Definitely not getting any of it, but nevertheless wowed by the obvious languor of the seventh- THE true PROFESSIONAL CHARMER because they can see the basket full at their mistress’ feet!

My Dad is narcoleptic so the fact that you decided to make fun of a serious condition like makes me…….laugh my butt off! Well done.

What a creepy painting. I would like to know what it means and who these people Are! Ick!

The Death of Cleopatra

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guido_Cagnacci

OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

I thought though she didn’t look pregnant that maybe she was in a birthing chair and they were urging her to ‘push’, but den I sawa da snake! Lol!

Here is another work by this artist.