Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 25, 2012

That agent will never sell that house.

yeah those drapes are gross

Sounds like a move from desperate parents. I could see that. But you’re right, tiger. They’ll never sell that house.

It’s curtains for that sale.

Any sign of the squirrel?

you’ll never sell the house that way!

You won’t sell the house to this couple since they already have an 18 yr old, jobless, deadbeat son at home!

Why all the commas?

Time to fumigate the place.

@PICTO – squirrel is on the realtor’s sign out front.

Could be a fixer-upper – when he goes out for more beer change the locks . . . . ☻

the squirrel is on the for sale sign

Ralph is a shadow of himself. Or maybe he’s outlining the steps for selling the house?

Parents all geared up for ‘Empty Nest Syndrome’ had to settle for ‘Flew the Coup’ syndrome.

just reupholster d couch, no?