Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 21, 2012
February 20, 2012
February 22, 2012
Transcript:
Cobra: I'm guilty of what? Nobody is lopping my head off without a good explanation and maybe a nice dinner first! Voice: You have been found guilty of a gigantic crime against the world! You are the reason that the always-evil empire known as skull exists! Cobra: Me? I-I'm too foxy to have done something like that! Voices: She does look pretty smokin', number four. Silence! Can I get your number before the head-lopping?
APersonOfInterest about 12 years ago
STOP … DON’T LOP!!!
Veridian about 12 years ago
(Ahem) Tah DAHHHH! Rejoice ye fretful friends and fierce frollickers for I have enacted yet another triumphant Return! First and Foremost let me dish out some long overdue HUGPOUNCESZZZZ!! to Linda Dean, Dorian and, of Course, Dragoncat! (Didja Miss me Y’all?! ‘cause I sure Missed You! and YOU and YOU Too!) :-) Now to the Business at Hand: Just EXACTLY what do these Do-Gooder Geek-o-Rama-Lama Ding Dongs think they’re playin’ at? Threatening Cobra?? Have they never watched a single Episode of “Walker, Texas Ranger”? Bad Form Boys! the Impending Donnybrook promises to be a veritable Theatre of Pain. Popcorn and Pretzels all around!
Randy B Premium Member about 12 years ago
So… Dr. Pain (Rip’s mother) created SKULL with the ultimate purpose of setting up Rip with a suitable bad-girl girlfriend?
Ottodesu about 12 years ago
Or is this part of Neon Genesis? Are they Selee?
epiphoney about 12 years ago
Welcome back, Veridian. It’s been kind of undercaffeinated around here without you.
mntim about 12 years ago
Considering that last word balloon, I’m thinking you can describe this committee with words like “ad hoc” and “self-appointed”. “Easily distracted” also comes to mind.
TheDOCTOR about 12 years ago
Number 4? Are we going into one of those ‘Prisoner’-type story arcs? If so Cobras’ Number looks like it should be 40. And yes Indeed she is a Saucy Vixen!
DorianKTB about 12 years ago
Veridian, welcome-back HUGPOUNCESZZZ to you, my friend! We all missed you! And hey, people,I want an explanation for Cobra’s latest trouble, don’t you? With the recent spate of RIP HAYWIRE characters pitching woo at each other (most recent example: Dutch and Dr. Fawn), is this whole story gonna turn into an “I’m my own grandpa” dealie? I may have to lie down and recover with a Hitchcock DVD festival or something! :-)
Stagger Lee about 12 years ago
“Walker, Texas Ranger”? These days they call him “Walker” because that’s what he uses to get around.
tototu about 12 years ago
Dan gets excited drawing the pockets on her blouse. They are sooo well done…
Linda Solomon about 12 years ago
Welcome Back Veridian! Hope your vacation was awesome. We did indeed miss you! No one knows who these people are nor does Rip and Dutch know where she went so she is on her own. Rips mom sure has a lot to answer for!!.HugPounceszzz to all the Haywire Hooligans!
Dragoncat about 12 years ago
The last time Rip’s mother wanted grandchildren, she threw grenades at the semi-loving couple.Good times, good times…