Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 06, 2012

You betcha, and for big bucks, too.

I’m trying to remember how much I paid for mine. $15 or $20 a piece. The goose eggs were a lot more.

I’ll bet that’s what agony aunts actually think while dishing out their sage advice.

@MARGUERITEM: What a pity those beautiful eggs won’t last forever.

I vaguely remember something in Pink Flamingos: “Babs, when is the egg man coming?”

Those black eggs look evil.

The name of the section would be ‘Advice for the strong hearts’.

Sounds like Rat invaded Calvin’s body…

Part of the fun of coming to this page is seeing how many Fabergé eggs will be here each day.

Don Rickles gets paid for basically the same thing…

Or maybe it should be called “Advice for the Unaware as to how clueless they really are.”

Funny, no mention of the mental giants on MSNBC. Air America had some ‘windbags’. Unfortunately for them, they were just repeating what was said on the morning talk shows so nobody listened.

And who can forget Bill Maher using mysogynistic words about women. Of course, he’s a million dollar donor to the Obama campaign, so the main stream media pretty much ignored it.

Amazing! This is the attitude of todays young people. Maybe it’s a rite of passage.

by your answers calvin, the gop and fox news is a racket. pretty soon, the foreign corrupt practices act will come into effect against fox news.

And yokels swallow it!

Calvin’s ghost lives on. I have seen his posts on just about every blog I’ve ever read.

Eggsactly ! 8)

There was a post once of someone that emptyed out eggs, and then with a laser etched away parts of the egg shells for artistic designs. No dye.

It is unfortunate that politics do influence our lives.Gates was once approached by political fundraisers and were told that he had better things to do with his money.At the same time, Enron was a generous donor.Q1: Who was investigated for being a monopoly?Q2: Who should they have been investigating?

The 1c weight and fortune scales used to be popular.I asked one “Should I marry?”A “No, but you will anyway.”

Good Luck with that Calvin…

You’ll need it.

LOL xxx

“shell out” you punster you.

Calvin you are right again,what a racket.

The insides have been emptied out before the decorating. They then last forever if handled carefully.

Pysanky can be done with whole, raw eggs. After the dying is complete, it is then coated with clear lacquer, sealing it. The insides shrink to a hard, marble-size ball, and they will last forever. Don’t cook or try to eat even messed up attempts as pysanky dye is toxic.

Margueritem – marvelous eggs – did you make those yourself?

Calvin should give it up. Maybe a tennis racket would work better for him.

Calvin sounds like the advice columnist in those tabloids. Those eggs are awesome.

That was great! Thanks! :-)

SHOUTING is just sooooooo rude . . . no matter what the message!

:-(

Calvin’s “advice” sounds like it would be more entertaining than the comics page!!!!!

;-)

Awesome! Rat from Pearls is great.

See? Calvin is all ready with answers for any possible question.

++++

I know a psychologist who threatens to use “realist” responses to his patients:

“Get over it,”

“Life is hard. Deal with it,”

“Have a tissue, you big crybaby.”

and so on.