Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 12, 2012

First lier has no chance.

Are these the same penguins that just turned up at the Pyle house?

They could have been piranha puffins.

He’s confused because he was upside-down at the time.

Eddie is bipolar anyway.

Evidently it doesn’t concern Flo that they were piranha penguins…..that’s OK….But they wouldn’t be on the North Pole, she says….Wiley puts the ha in piranha!

This has way too many holes in it!

anoesis:

consciousness that is pure passive receptiveness without understanding or intellectual organization of the materials presented.

it’s not a comment on planetary atmospheric physics. it’s a funny. laff at it. yeesh.

I don’t mind an outrageous story, but it’s got to make sense. ;-)

Well of course he got the poles mixed up – piranha penguins are enough to confuse anyone!

Love the boat name…perfect

Could Eddie be preparing to run for president?

Never let the facts get in the way of a good story.

I recall some weeks back Eddie had to get to Borneo. I was hoping this was the continuation of that journey.

So Flo missed the Piranha part and only heard the Penguin part? She must not pay very close attention to Eddie’s stories any more!

Interestingly implausible theory, but Eddie’s cat is named Paulie, Petey is the dog who lives at Kate and Danae’s house with Lucy.

I sent this to a friend in Australia for confirmation – - but he always reminds me that they are a day ahead of North America, so probably solved any related issues before it appeared in our Sunday paper!

Piranha penguins. Now THERE’S an idea for the next cheesy b-movie.

Were these the penguins of Madagascar?

Love the art work on the penguins. Simple but scary.

Some strange offbranch of the “flying penguins” on YouTube- one of the few documentary shorts worth watching, IMHO.

Everyone knows piranha penguins migrate! Welcome back, Capn’ Eddie.

Maybe penguins at the north pole would help polar bear populations rebound.

I believe that no matter how you pronounce it, “nash” is actually spelled “gnash”. Those silent “G’s” will slip up on you as quickly as piranha penguins do!