Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 12, 2012
Eddie: When the skies cleahed, I found the nar-eastah blowed us all the way to the nawth pole! My boat was stuck in snow, so I stahted walkin'. Then I heard somethin'... it was comin' fum undah the ice! Suddenly the ice broke open and out burst a flock of hungry piranha penguins! Flo: Penguins are at the south pole, Eddie. Eddie: Oh... um... let me rephrase that... When the skies cleahed, I found the nar-eastah blowed us all the way to the south pole! Flo: Gah home, Eddie.