Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 28, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Rat, I'd like you to meet my friend, Jim. He's a pro golfer who plays on all the world's great courses... Augusta, Pebble Beach... you name it. Rat: Oh? How'd you score at K-Tope? Man: K-Tope? Rat: Kidtopia putt-putt golf course. Man: Afraid I haven't played. Goat: Maybe we should leave. Rat: Ha! Sounds like someone fears the Hansel and Gretel par 3 fifth!
Jess V over 12 years ago
Rat would know from experience.
fatjimi over 12 years ago
i think Jim should get a hole in one. One rat, that is.
Alohacat over 12 years ago
Golf? A Caddyshack" reference? This could lead to a series of jokes. Go with it, Steph.
paulproteus48640 over 12 years ago
man, I hate that hole.
rf_eq over 12 years ago
miniature golf, monumental ego
rshive over 12 years ago
You miss the little off-chute and it’s into the oven with you.
rockngolfer over 12 years ago
I was thrown out of the miniture golf course for jousting at the windmill.
Dragonlupin0 over 12 years ago
I’ve always thought that it would be interesting to see all the major pro golfers play mini-golf for charity or something.
What Shenanigans over 12 years ago
I can’t believe this guy’s name isn’t “Bob.” I thought all the short-term, randomly introduced human characters were named "Bob.’
Number Three over 12 years ago
I love Rat’s face.
LOL xxx
squirrel500 over 12 years ago
Rat, only you would know about that.
chris_weaver over 12 years ago
And you call yourself a Pro Golfer!
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
Beware the Windmill from he!l.