Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 29, 2012
Rat: Look at this guy wearing sunglasses indoors. Goat: What's wrong with that? Rat: He's a tool. Just wants to show us how awesome he is. Makes me want to hit him in the head. Goat: Shhhh, he'll hear you. Rat: Good. Let him hear this...light in here to bright for you. Superstar? Man: D'you say something pal? Rat: Yeah, I said something. I said take this, Mr. Too-cool-for-the-room. *KONK* Pig: He fell on a guide dog. Rat: Now what's a guide dog doing there? Goat: Check, please.