Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 30, 2012
Mother Croc: You stupid idiot, Larry! How could you post a photo on Facebook of you rubbing butts with a zebra?! Things on the Internet live forever!! Larry: It no leeve forever!! Larry has plan!! Mother Croc: What are you gonna do? Go door-to-door to six billion strangers on the planet and politely ask them to delete it from their computers?? Larry: Hullo. Me Larry. Me have favor to ask. Story update: Larry's wife, Patty, has learned of the Badonkadonk Rub Heard Round the World.