Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 18, 2011
December 17, 2011
December 19, 2011
Transcript:
Teddy! What happened to your head? I was playing street hockey, and I got whacked in the face. I got two stitches! Wanna see? Ooh! Yeah! No. No. No. I get light-headed when I see blood. I might pass out! WHAT? Oh, brother! So you FAINT when you see a BOO-BOO? Francis, that is the WUSSIEST thing I've ever heard! What about a BLISTER? Do you get all dizzy when you see a... Oops, sorry, I got food on you. You...huh?...What is that? Egg salad. EGG SALAD... CLUNK! Huh, my bad. This is CHICKEN salad.
michael100 over 12 years ago
the joke is on you nate.
doc white over 12 years ago
Or saw a oyster and said “that looks like bull snot;Lets eat it”.
Dcab344 over 12 years ago
nates a zombie!!
Filkman over 12 years ago
You are what’s on your clothes.
Paul Read Premium Member over 12 years ago
@eli jeas Actually, the YOLK’s on Nate (that is, if it is indeed, EGG salad and not chicken salad. But then, which came first . . . ??
Strod over 12 years ago
No, we also eat the eggs of many other birds (e.g., quails and ducks), reptiles (turtles), and fish (caviar from salmon, sturgeon, etc).
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
Egg salad is one of the three things Nate hates. Others are cats and Figure Skating.
roblox605 over 12 years ago
7th panel:Nate is a zombie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bignate creator over 12 years ago
Nate hates egg salad because I hate egg salad. If given a choice between 1.) eating egg salad and 2.) death, I might choose #2.
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
What came first? The egg. How do I know this, because it determines that a chicken will hatch. What laid tghe egg? A bird similar to a chicken. So, to me, the question is a no-brainer.
arson549 over 12 years ago
I haven’t even tasted egg salad. I wonder what’s so bad about it.
V-Beast over 12 years ago
egg salad has now become the weapon of choice against nate.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 12 years ago
That’s TWICE this week he made those “piano keyboard” teeth!! Haw! HAW!!
PkfanD66 over 12 years ago
Eh, what about duck?
burleigh2 over 12 years ago
I’m HOPING they saw an animal eat it first and decided to try it… but how did they think to fry it instead of eating it raw? Ew! And yes, I’ve thought about some of the “how did someone figure out to EAT this?” questions before, too. ;-)
tytytyty9876543210 about 12 years ago
love the green face
kenivlikesbignate almost 12 years ago
wow, he REALLY HATES egg salad THAT MUCH!?
big nate yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy over 11 years ago
I LOVE EGG SALAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fireflame almost 11 years ago
Nice example Nate.
DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Zombie Nate Strikes Again!
DM9001 about 5 years ago
Nate’s expression on the last panel reminds me of this comic: https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1986/03/31
Arcery over 3 years ago
Looks kinda like a zombie?
hockey man about 3 years ago
that is wussy nate
Passionfruit over 2 years ago
I kind of agree with Francis, I literally cannot watch any torture scenes in any movie/tv show at all. I think it’s because I feel sympathy that these were real people in the show and I could kind of connect with their pain since they are also human. But for some reason when animals just maul each other to death I’m totally fine.
(NOT) Randy Betancourt over 2 years ago
Conclusion: Francis is scare of blood.
dumpling over 2 years ago
ooh i loooooove chicken salad
Spring Fever Nate (Not a comic reviewer) almost 2 years ago
I hate dairy in general, and then I proceed to eat pizza.