@ Mordock999I am NOT a ’mo…but, I have a man-crush on your comment..
starting to remember why I never had any kids
@vwdualnomandFor the answers to your questions, check out the old video “I’m Still Standing” by Elton John
@ AllanVSAmen, bro :)))
I think a Playgirl centerfold of Newt Gingrich may have worked, as well…
@JosieSeriously now, yes…:D)
I just want what Herman Cain got the last 10 Christmases…
I can haz cheapskate?
For Christmas, I just want a woman who likes to go places with me.No, wait…—the last time I asked for that, I wound up in divorce court
My uncle got audited 10 years after he died.But the $15,000 isn’t what broke my Aunt’s back.It was the rental tux he was buried in